Posts tagged "singer songwriter"

I just wrote this blues song for Robert Griffin III. As silly as the lyrics seem, I’m seriously grateful to RG3. As a young Redskins fan, I’ve been waiting my whole life to root for a true superstar athlete. I was so desperate, I probably would have cheered for a bad person as long as he was winning. Luckily, RG is a great human being, so I can wish him the best without any guilt. Free downloads of this song are here (just enter $0 as the price). HTTR! — Kavalier Calm

     Hail to RG3

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail to RG3!
Brave on the warpath!
Fight for old DC!
This city wept and prayed for a hero,
and the Lord gave us number 10.

Some say he’s Superman—
just look at his socks!
But I like him most
‘cause he seems just like us:
hard working and full of Faith
each and every day.

I’m glad he put his smart head
in a helmet.
DC’s got enough lawyers
to go around.
We don’t need another cornball politician;
we need a man to score touchdowns.

Other teams can have Luck.
We trust in Skill.
Our Baylor Bear can jump
any hurdle.
And every time I buy a Five Dollar Footlong,
this is just what I sing:
CHORUS

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Tonight’s song “Reflex” is for Katy at can-i-waste-all-your-time. She told me she’s in a love that she shouldn’t be in, but she can’t help herself. You could say she responds to this boy like a reflex, like cause and effect…Thanks for inspiring me, Katy. Enjoy listening, friends. Much love. — Kavalier Calm

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This song is for tonight’s muse, the lovely Alexis. It’s sexy, short, and sweet. Enjoy, everyone. Much love. — Kavalier Calm

     Alexis

Alexis, I know you have another love,
but I need to tell you
if he don’t give you enough,
I will.

Alexis, I know you have another man,
but I need to tell you
if he don’t give you all he can,
I will.

And I know I shouldn’t assume,
but I bet he don’t do
what you need done.

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Tonight’s song is for Sonja at the lovely blog f***yeahjapanandkorea. I asked her to share with me some of her joys, pains, and favorite things. I reveled in her list of little things and used it to write this song. Thanks for being my muse, Sonja. Free downloads of this song are here (just enter $0 as the price). Much love. — Kavalier Calm

     Little Things

It’s the little things that convinced me I am yours
forevermore, forevermore.
You think there’s nothing sweeter than a bowl of ice cream,
and you believe there’s magic in origami,
and you may be clumsy and have two left feet,
but I still like to watch you walk towards me.
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You like sad movies even if they make you cry,
and you refuse to wear a jacket when you go outside.
If you have a talent, I haven’t seen it yet,
but in any competition, I’d call you a safe bet.
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You hate to fight, and you never scream,
and you think it’s noble to take in stray kitties
like me.
CHORUS

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Cosplayers, I wrote this love song just for you! This song was inspired by great Tumblrs for cosplay, including: thelittlecosplaythings, cosplay-paradise, legitcosplay, awkwardcosplay, and tumblrcosplayers. Free downloads of this song are available here. Enjoy, everyone, and submit a song request of your own! Much love. — Kavalier Calm

     More Than Pretend

When we met, you were so happy
to meet someone who could play Vash the Stampede.
When we met, I was just happy
that somebody was talking to me.

When we’re together, we play hero and heroine.
But just once I want to play boyfriend and girlfriend.
How do I tell you my love is more than pretend?

We’ve been Aerith and Cloud, Ash and Misty;
we’ve gone to Comic-con and costume parties.
You do my make up, and I dye your hair.
You laugh as I brush it with my hands.
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And you try on your costumes right in front of me.
Do you think I’m a robot? That I don’t have feelings?
Well, I can compute every last inch of you,
and it fills me with joy, and it fills me with hunger.
A hunger to be real.

So I go online and buy a bow and arrow,
a pair of gold boots, and little wings.
And I go to your room, and I sit you down,
and at the top of my Cupid lungs, I sing:
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Do you understand? This isn’t pretend.

And you grab an arrow out of my quiver,
tuck it under your arm and say, “Yes.”
And you give me a hug and a kiss on the neck,
and then I know that we’re more than pretend.

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For Taylor at acid-daisies and all the other wallflowers out there. Free downloads are here (enter $0 as price). Much love. — Kavalier Calm

     Flower

You stand alone, swaying in the breeze.
You thaw my winter heart like spring.

Flower, I want you in my hair.
Flower, I want you in my hand.

Daisy, you hide in a bed of roses.
But you, my love, are my chosen.
CHORUS

Submit a song request.

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Benji and Nicole at strangeparking have a story everyone should read. They actually met through Tumblr and, despite the odds, fell into an amazing love. I was inspired by the way they’ve taken control of their fate—the way they’re writing their own story—and so I wrote this. Benji and Nicole, thanks for giving hope to lonely souls like me. I’m definitely rooting for you both. Much love. — Kavalier Calm

      One Chapter At A Time

We are writing a story
one chapter at a time.
And I know the ending will be fine
because you won’t quit on me,
you won’t give up on this story.

Fuck distance, time, and space.
Those demons won’t get in our way
‘cause the pen is mightier than the sword,
and with our words, we’ll face the world
one chapter at a time.

There will be bumps in our story arch,
but you’ll be with me at the denouement.
I know happily ever after is for us
because you won’t ever give up,
you won’t give up on this story.
CHORUS

Free downloads of this song are here (just enter $0 as the price). Submit a song request of your own here.

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Tonight’s song is for Madi at forever-leo. I saw on her blog that she is a hockey fan, so I wrote a love song centered around the sport. A beautiful girl who loves hockey? Some guy will be super lucky to scoop her up one day. Free downloads of this song are here (just enter $0 as the price). Enjoy, everybody! — Kavalier Calm

     Hockey Game

Madi, we may be a lake apart;
but I froze the water,
so we can skate across.
Our love can be a hockey game.
Are you ready to play?

The puck just dropped,
and you have an open shot
at the empty net of my heart.
There are no assists; this is one on one.
Are you ready to hoist The Cup?

Now I’m not saying every day will be easy,
but we can smooth things out with a Zamboni.
Talk, kisses, hugs, and bare knuckle fights,
oh, I’m ready for a night on ice!

Submit a song request!

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Anonymous asked: hi, I'm a musician myself, and I am very comfortable playing the guitar/violin/mandolin. I have been trying to learn to sing while playing an instrument (just trying to learn covers) but I can't seem to get it in sync. Any tips?

I actually remember the exact moment I first got the two to sync. I’d been awkwardly trying to sing over power chords (White Stripes covers) for months, and one day I was sitting in my front yard with my guitar, and I just forced myself to get through a whole song. I overcame errors with volume and a will to surge forward. It probably sounded awful, but that first time opened the floodgates. That will to surge forward is at the heart of every creative process for me. Way more people are trying to create than creating. Just do it. Sometimes I give myself 15 minutes to write a song just because it will ensure that a song is written; it usually doesn’t sound amazing (though sometimes pressure creates diamonds), but if I didn’t give myself a deadline, nothing would happen. So next time you try to get them in sync, I recommend you don’t take no for an answer. Force your hands and your throat to get through the whole song and refuse to be shy or embarrassed about it.

On a more constructive note, I’ve learned over time that you often have to sacrifice the instrumentation for your vocals. That is, you can’t be doing something complicated with both simultaneously. Think of yourself as trading solos back and forth between your voice and your instrument. The problem with covers is we often cover bands. There’s no way you can sound like a four-piece band alone, so stop trying. Simplify the instrument’s part when it is time to sing, so you can focus on that. Put a song through your personal filter: alter the rhythm so it feels more natural to you, change the key, whatever it takes. I’d also recommend writing your own songs because you can build them up one piece at a time. And no one can tell you you are playing an original the “wrong way.” It’s very liberating.


Last week, I posted this original a cappella tune. When Delaney Gunn heard it, her will to harmonize took over. Honestly, my first version was clumsy and thin; Delaney gave it depth by slinking between notes in that upper registry. I’ll wager you want to fall in love by the ocean after one listen. We dedicate this song to the cool mermaids at mermaids-loving-summer and litt1e-mermaid. Check out their blogs and get ready for beach season! — KC

     Let Me Love You By The Ocean

Let me love you by the ocean,
let me love you by the sea,
let the love letters I put in bottles
wash up at your feet.

Let me love you on the coast,
let me love you on the shore,
sun, sand, seashells, and the salty breeze
whisper I am yours.

Keep up the great song requests, everybody!

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With this post, I’m announcing that Ms. Delaney Gunn is joining the resident artists at Crowdsource Inspiration. Delaney is a songwriter with limitless potential, and we are glad to have her as part of the team. You can (should) check out her blog here and listen to her wonderful performances on YouTube here. I’ve added this bio I wrote for her to our Artists page:

At first, KC thought it was an accident that he found videos of Delaney Gunn playing her ukulele—a very happy accident. But then he saw it wasn’t an accident at all. You see, Ms. Gunn’s music found KC. And he’s certain her music will find all of you, too. Her sound has a certain searching, probing, open-you-up quality. It helps people find their warm, beautiful centers—that place in all of us where love germinates and our best memories wrestle with each other for a spot in our waking mind. We forget about that place deep inside of us too often, and Delaney’s music reminds us that it’s there, puts it right in front of us on a silver platter under a billboard with techno-colored spotlights. If her music hasn’t found you yet, you need it to, whether you know it or not.

The two things Delaney loves most are two of the most difficult things to love: the sea and God. This is a telling fact because while both are too big for many of us to approach (in fact, they scare KC most days), Delaney is best defined by her unusual capacity for love. Most of us are a thimble or a coffee mug waiting to be filled; Ms. Gunn is a cavern, deep and winding and bottomless. All the world’s salt water and the Father has not found her bottom yet, and so she uses music to probe deeper, ever listening and creating in hopes of filling that impossible void. With KC’s backing, and the unlimited potential for inspiration granted through the listeners of CI, she will try and try to find that bottom.

I will post our first collaboration together very soon. Stay tuned. — Kavalier


My fifth and final song for The Walking Dead: The Gameis unlike my first four: it’s instrumental only. After I finished “Episode 5: No Time Left”, I was left with an empty feeling—that feeling we all get when we finish a favorite book or film, when the adventures of our favorite characters are over. Words can’t capture such a feeling, and so I didn’t try. As you listen to the slide guitar and distorted solo, imagine Lee’s epic push through the horde of zombies to reach Clementine at the hotel. As you listen to the soft, careful acoustic bit in the middle, imagine the crazed father explaining why he stole Clementine away from Lee. The song resolves with energy, befitting the conclusion of this great game. I dedicate my work to Zoe at zoes-horror-show in thanks for designing awesome album artwork and to the folks at On The Level Gaming for inspiring me to write these songs. Enjoy, friends. If interested, free downloads are here (just enter $0 as the price). — Kavalier Calm

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I wrote this tune for the beautiful blogger at insiqnificant. About an hour ago, I asked her to tell me about herself. She said she likes ducks, donuts, sleeping, and shopping. Then she told me she was boring. Why do all girls think they are boring!? I turned the very un-boring things she likes into this upbeat love song. Thanks for inspiring me, lady. Enjoy, listeners. If you do, free downloads of this song are here (just enter $0 as the price). — Kavalier Calm

     I Can Be All The Things You Like

Your not sure if you like me, but I know you might
because I can be all the things you like.

You like ducks? Well, I like to play in the rain.
Puddles are fine by me. Who needs sunny days?
You like donuts? Well, I’m as good as a dozen.
Sprinkles, glazed, Boston Creams got nothing on my loving.
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You like sleeping? Well, I’m a king sized bed.
You can dream away on me; my queen, rest your head.
You like shopping? Well, I’m a credit card.
Max me out, rack it up, until you have it all.
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Keep the song requests coming in.

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For Fat Amy, who asked to see my face. The real me keeps the musician me a secret, so this is as much as I can show…but I swear I’m not a hideous monster. ;)

For Fat Amy, who asked to see my face. The real me keeps the musician me a secret, so this is as much as I can show…but I swear I’m not a hideous monster. ;)


Clementine has been busy on the road in a traveling circus, so she had to take a hiatus from writing for CI. She recently took the time to send me this awesome cover of Jack White’s “Love Interruption”. I just had to share it with you all. — KC

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