I just learned that “That man would get up on a cracked plate!” means ”That person would fuck anything!” My grandma use to say this when I was a boy, but I didn’t get it. Anyway, learning this made me write a song. Much love. — Kavalier
I Would Get Up On A Cracked Plate
It don’t take much to please me.
I can scratch my itch with any old stick.
Point to a tree, and I’ll rub against it.
My thirst is easy to sate:
yes, I would get up on a cracked plate.
Every girl makes me soft in the knees.
Well, I crumble at their touch,
but I want to crumble so much.