Kavalier Calm's Crowdsource Inspiration

I'm KC, The People's Bard. I write songs and poems inspired by the people I meet on the internet. Ask, and I’ll write something for you.
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  • One of my songs was used in a cat video on YouTube. I’ve finally made it. I’m winning the internet. — Kavalier Calm

    A song for a guy who just can’t admit he’s a cat person (inspired by this post on reddit). Much love. — Kavalier

    I’m writing a song for a guy who is a closet cat lover. What am I doing with my life?

    Posting for anon, whose love may venture off to war soon. Free downloads of this song are here (just enter $0 as the price). Enjoy, friends. Much love. — Kavalier Calm

         I’m Never Letting Go

    On the day you left, you swore to come back.
    You said the thought of my face would see you through.
    Since you’ve been gone, I’ve cried one million tears,
    one for each of my fears.

    I know you had to leave
    for love of country,
    but when I get you back in my arms,
    I’m never letting go.

    I write to you each night to feel like you’re near;
    phone calls and your voice are too rare.
    Since you’ve been gone, I’ve sighed one million sighs,
    one for each time I wondered why.

    I know the time apart is hard on our hearts,
    but it will make us stronger in the end.
    Is it the end?

         You Are My Night Sky

    Your black as coal hair falls across your face,
    and I feel lost in your space.
    Your smile brings the darkness light;
    yours is the only sun in sight.
    You are my night sky.
    I make wishes upon the shooting stars in your eyes.
    I wish you’ll stay right by my side.

    I wrote an original Game of Thrones-themed song on request. Have a listen, friends.

    Wrote a song tonight that playfully discusses the heart-racing nature of love in very scientific terms. If you like what you hear, please subscribe to my channel. There’ll be much more, and if you send in a request, my next song might be for you! — Kavalier

         My Cardiac Muscle 

    You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly. 
    I am so into you I’m panicking; I feel fragile and stickly. 
    I don’t know if I can handle all this oxygen in my hemoglobin. 
    I’m feeling high on endorphins; my neuropeptides are exploding, and I feel fine in their buzz. 
    But I’m afraid a crash is coming when my body can’t take anymore of your drug. 

    A redditor requested I write a song about his favorite Pokémon, Chikorita. I asked why, and he said now that he’s grown up and working, he’s nostalgic for his days adventuring as a Pokémon trainer; Silver Version was his first love, and Chikorita was his starter Pokémon. I too miss immersing myself into my Gameboy, so I wrote this song for us both. If you like the track, please subscribe to my YouTube channel and feel free to message me song requests of your own. Also, you can download the song for free here. Much love. — Kavalier Calm, The People’s Bard 

    See, this is why I take song requests. I was about to go to bed, then some lovely anon dropped this on me, and I decided to write a song in less than 30 minutes (and took 26). And just like that, I may have a new favorite song. I need to add another verse and a solo, but the concept of this song is so beautiful. Sorry the recording is bad; I had to use my iPhone because I’m not near my 8-track. I think I’ll make a video of my playing this and post it next week. Thanks again for inspiring me, lonely girls. Much love. — Kavalier

         Lonely Girls

    This one goes out to the girl
    no one would write for,
    the girl who gets left behind
    before she leaves her door.
    The life of the muse
    just isn’t for them;
    they’ll never be the focus
    of an artist’s whim.
    But I know their pain;
    my life is the same.
    So I’m here to say:
    Lonely girls, this is my
    song for you.
    And I know
    it may not do,
    but never say never.
    Some prince is on his way.
    This song for you is proof
    that love awaits.

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