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  • Mirror, mirror on the wall, what inspired this song? Well, the whole concept of Snow White. These are gut wrenching, pun laden lyrics; two minutes of fury about finding my own Disney Princess. I’m devoting this post to mydearsn0wwhite ‘cause she posts about Snow White and posts quality poetry. Keep it up, and enjoy!

         Mirror, mirror

    Mirror, mirror
    on the wall:
    Can you tell me
    who’s the fairest of them all?
    Can you give me her number,
    so I can give her a call?
    Can you give me her address,
    so I can bring flowers to her step.

    I’ve been searching the whole world
    for a girl as white as snow.
    A girl who’s sick of little men
    running her show.
    I want a girl who’ll boss me around;
    I want a girl I can call queen—
    A girl too smart for poisoned apples,
    a girl too smart for me.

    Mirror, mirror
    on the wall:
    Find me what I need;
    I’ve been looking like all the other boys
    for gems in the mine.
    But now I see it takes
    magic like yours
    to fulfill my needs.


    Me: Snow White? Is that you?
    Girl at the bar: Excuse me?
    Me: That's not your name? My magic mirror said the fairest of them all was Snow White, and I've never seen anyone prettier than you.