Kavalier Calm's Crowdsource Inspiration

I'm KC, The People's Bard. I write songs and poems inspired by the people I meet on the internet. Ask, and I’ll write something for you.
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  • Me: Hi!
    Girl at the bar: Hello.
    Me: So, my imaginary friend dared me to introduce myself to the most beautiful girl in this bar.
    Girl at the bar: You have an imaginary friend?
    Me: Yeah. Haven't you noticed him hitting on your imaginary friend for the past hour?

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