Kavalier Calm's Crowdsource Inspiration

Hi. I'm Kavalier Calm. I write songs and poems inspired by the people I meet on the internet. Ask, and I’ll write something for you. Really.
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  • In tonight’s song, I’ve fallen in love with Jacqueline of House Slytherin. I was inspired to write this song by Jacqui at jacquislytherin after she gave me a list of good reasons she wishes she was at Hogwarts. I put all those reasons in the lyrics and many other references to Harry Potter. Can you spot them all, HP fans? Free downloads of this song are here; just enter $0 as the price. And you can watch me perform this on YouTube here; comment or something if you like my work. — Kavalier Calm

         Jacqueline of Slytherin

    I’m a simple wizard from Hufflepuff,
    and I got mixed up in a dangerous love.
    She’s a girl of the purest blood,
    and I’m little old me.
    Well, we met in choir singing Gothic tunes,
    and I couldn’t take my eyes off of you.
    Did you learn this spell in Charms?
    Or is this my heart?

    Oh, Jacqueline of Slytherin,
    I could learn Parseltongue
    if that’s the language it takes
    to tell you you’re the one.

    Well, I admit I learned sneaking spells
    so I could follow you around,
    and now I know you have more to offer
    than a box of Bott’s beans.
    Your friends, the mermaids in Black Lake,
    told me you hope to Profess one day.
    I wish you taught History of Magic,
    so I could stay awake.
    CHORUS

    I told the Bloody Baron about my blues
    'cause he knows a thing or two
    about how love can drive a man
    to raise the stakes.
    He urged me not to wait
    'cause when you're a ghost, it's too late.
    So I’ve cornered you after Ancient Runes
    to tell you the truth:
    CHORUS

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