At Crowdsource Inspiration we are big fans of cake. So much so, in fact, that Elijah Cash decided to write a song about a cake baker and her delicious confections. His lyrics are full of not-so-subtle metaphors, like most good blues songs. We devote this track to these blogs with awesome cake content: -delicious, cupcakestakethecake, celebratewithcake, thecakebar, confectionerybliss, and alldayfoodporn. Listeners, we wonder: what’s your favorite type of cake? — Kavalier Calm
Kendall’s Cakes
Kendall’s cakes are awfully sweet,
and every boy in town would like to meet
their maker, their baker,
and see her bakery.
If I was Kendall’s neighbor,
she could borrow sugar whenever she liked.
If I was her kitchen hand,
we’d crack a dozen eggs a night.
Lavender, honey, and chocolate mousse—
with Kendall’s cakes you’re bound to lose
control of your appetite.
Well, there’s no need to fight;
just slip into a sugar haze
and eat every crumb on your plate.
The icing will so nicely
settle on your soul.
If Kendall needs flour,
I’ll be the river that powers her mill.
If she sets out sweets to cool,
I’ll be in her windowsill.
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