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I'm KC, The People's Bard. I write songs and poems inspired by the people I meet on the internet. Ask, and I’ll write something for you.
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  • Damn. Gonna post THE song for all my Tumblr ladies in a minute. It’s super sad but like it’s-good-to-cry-sometimes-sad.

    Daaaaamn my new mic just came in the mail and it’s defective. Gotta wait for a new one to ship. #life #firstworldproblems

    Some nights you just have to drink a whole bottle of wine and cry about not being famous.

    I’m not offended by the sexual nature of Minaj’s new video; it’s just not a very good song. Her first two verses are good but it kind of just falls apart when she starts laughing hysterically about “skinny bitches.” I will say I love seeing Drake be taunted, though.


    Damn. If this song I’m writing right now doesn’t get me laid, nothing will. Gonna post in a bit.

    Was I right? Anyone moved to love me? I’m a pretty good kisser, but I’m sure you could make me better.

    Posting for anon, whose love may venture off to war soon. Free downloads of this song are here (just enter $0 as the price). Enjoy, friends. Much love. — Kavalier Calm

         I’m Never Letting Go

    On the day you left, you swore to come back.
    You said the thought of my face would see you through.
    Since you’ve been gone, I’ve cried one million tears,
    one for each of my fears.

    I know you had to leave
    for love of country,
    but when I get you back in my arms,
    I’m never letting go.

    I write to you each night to feel like you’re near;
    phone calls and your voice are too rare.
    Since you’ve been gone, I’ve sighed one million sighs,
    one for each time I wondered why.

    I know the time apart is hard on our hearts,
    but it will make us stronger in the end.
    Is it the end?

    i was wondering if you could right me a song/poem? I'm currently with a guy who is in the British Army, he's away for 8 days but only home for 3/4 and soon he might be sent on tour to either Israel or Afghanistan (a waiting game to find out really) We also recently found out that I'm pregnant. thanks x

    Asked by Anonymous

    I wrote this song for someone in a similar circumstance once. If it’s not too bold, I’d predict it captures some of the emotions you are feeling. Huh. Before you asked, I’d forgotten this song. I really like it.

    Damn. If this song I’m writing right now doesn’t get me laid, nothing will. Gonna post in a bit.

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