Kavalier Calm's Crowdsource Inspiration

I'm KC, The People's Bard. I write songs and poems inspired by the people I meet on the internet. Ask, and I’ll write something for you.
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  • You: Do you believe in heaven?
    Me: Yes.
    You: Really? Why?
    Me: Isn't heaven just getting to be with the person you love forever?
    You: Yeah, I guess so.
    Me: Well, I'm with the person I love right now. And I'm never going to let her go. So I figure I'm in heaven already.
    You look like my stepbrother Are you my stepbrother

    Asked by Anonymous

    I don’t have any stepsiblings…that I know about!

    Kavalier Calm’s Krew

    I need a posse. Groupies. Best friends. I’m going to call the group The Krew, KC’s Krew. What will The Krew do? Help me promote my work. It’s not about promoting my music as much as it’s about promoting and fostering the idea of writing for others. What Krew life will entail:

    1) Being in a group of people I can bounce my ideas of off, and being someone with artistic ideas to pitch. Before you say, “I’m not artistic enough,” stop. I know you are because all people contain beautiful ideas. With The Krew, I’m offering a safe and friendly opportunity to explore your artistic self.
    2) As I/we finish a musical/written project, you share it—with everyone you know—through social media and word of mouth. When sharing, you will articulate that I/we are looking for more artistic requests (and that we’ll do anything). In this way, you’ll basically have first dibs on what the CI production engine does next. I’d happily work with you to write for the people in your life.
    3) Democratically help me choose how to focus my/our energy and, as you’re available, take on responsibilities to help manage Crowdsource Inspiration (CI).
    The energy and time spent on these fronts would be totally up to you because I want this to be fun. Because I don’t have anything to offer beyond fun and the coolness of shaping Crowdsource Inspiration’s future. I promise we’ll be proud of what we do together, we’ll become friends, and, if we blow up, I’ll host a sick party.
    Send an email to kavaliercalm@gmail.com if you’re interested. The first thing I’ll do is email the group all at once and we’ll introduce ourselves. Create a throw away email account if you’d like and know that you can bail whenever you want. (But I know you won’t want to.)
    Me: Sometimes I get cravings for things. How about you?
    Girl at the bar: Oh, yeah. Sometimes I have to have a cheeseburger. What do you crave?
    Me: Oh, kisses mostly.


    Let’s stay in
    and make out.
    We’ll stay up
    ‘til the moon goes down
‘cause I’m not above
going under
with you, deep down,
    ‘til I blow up
    what’s keeping me out.
    I know you want me in.

    “ Did you know tulips
    keep growing after they’re cut?
    With some secret stored energy
    they stole from the sun?
    A few more inches they’ll reach
    before they begin to decline,
    before they whither and wilt
    and blacken and die.
    When you left, I lived
    in just this way—
    thriving and planning
    for better days.
    But then the rot started,
    slow but sure,
    because when I lost you,
    I lost my earth. ”

    Me: Happy birthday!
    Girl at the bar: It's not my birthday.
    Me: Oh, sorry. I'll give this gift to someone else then.
    Girl at the bar: ...What gift?
    Me: My phone number.

    I need more people to join The Krew! Message me if you want to help change the world with music!

    I finished my song for shibes and Josh Wise. Never done anything like this before. Loads of fun. — Kavalier

    Just speed-wrote this little upbeat diddy on request. Hope you guys like it. — Kavalier

         Start Over

    I’d like to start over this life of mine.
    I’m going to hit rewind—then press play.

    I’m going to see all 50 states,
    then get married to my soulmate.
    We’ll have two kids or maybe eleven.
    I’ll be living in Seventh Heaven.

    I’m going to produce a show that changes lives.
    I believe in telling the news right:
    you’ll only get the full truth from me,
    and the truth is we should be happy.

    Maybe I should post more often? Like about the process? I’m currently writing song for the /r/Dogecoin community on reddit, to celebrate Josh Wise’s upcoming race. Any shibes out there?

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